The police came to my front door tonight holding a picture of my wife.

They said, “Is this your wife, sir?”
Shocked, I answered, “Yes.”

They said, “I’m afraid it looks like she’s been hit by a bus.”

I said, “I know, but she has a lovely personality.”

What do you think?

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  1. Reminded me of this joke for some reason:

    > A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. “Amazing,” he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more.
    > Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this!” and pulled over to await the trooper’s arrival.
    > Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding–a reason I’ve never before heard– I’ll let you go.”
    > The old gentleman paused then said: “Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.”
    > “Have a good day, sir,” replied the trooper.

  2. My friends and got together for a girls night out and spent the entire time laughing hysterically at how stupid and worthless our husbands were. Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha this is funny too!

  3. Three women walk into a bar. One orders an martini, the other a shot of Jack and the third a glass of water. They all high five because they all just divorced there husbands and can now live a happy life. OH MY GOD THIS IS SOOOOOOO FUNNY

  4. The police came to door and told me my husband is dead. I said Thank God. His dick was soooooo tiny!!! 😄😄😄😄😄🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 My version is much funnier!!!

  5. What a stupid mysogynistic joke…… Is this your husband mam? Yes.

    I am happy to inform you he is the biggest asshole he and his friends can dissappear into.

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