The town mayor decided to test how competent their emergency services were.

Each service will be sent into the woods to find a rabbit by the end of the day.

First up are the ambulances. They rush into the woods, scoop up the first thing they see, and rush it to the nearest hospital before presenting the mayor with a massive bill for their time.

Then the fire-brigade. They gear up, head into the woods, and then shortly after return and inform the mayor that they couldn’t find a rabbit and they’re sorry for his loss.

Lastly, the police are sent. For the entire day, there’s the sound of gunfire and sirens from the woods, and at the end of the day they haul a bruised and bloody gamekeeper before the mayor in handcuffs, who immediately blurts out “Okay, I’m a rabbit, please don’t hurt me!”

What do you think?

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