The US President got daily casualty reports from the war…

On his first day in office he was briefed by the Chief of Staff:

“I’m sorry to say that yesterday four French soldiers were killed in action.”

“How terrible”, says the President, “send my condolences to the families and wire a note of support to the French president.”

On his second day in office the Chief of Staff briefs him again:

“I’m sorry to say that yesterday two Japanese soldiers were killed in action.”

“How terrible”, says the President, “send my condolences to the families and wire a note of support to the Japanese president.”

On his third day in office the Chief of Staff briefs him once more:

“I’m sorry to say that yesterday three Brazilian soldiers were killed in action.”

The President is visibly shocked. He buries his head in his hands and sits in silence, trembling.

The Chief of Staff is somewhat taken aback by this reaction, and tentatively asks the President if he’s alright. The President replies:

“Of course not! But tell me, how much exactly is a Brazilian?”

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  1. Works better with sex.

    “OMG, Cindy is such a giant slut! She’s on vacation in Rio, and she just texted me that she’s already slept with five Brazilian guys.”

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