3 men arrived at the valley.
The first man was a really horny one. He shouted “Hot girls!” as he jumped down. He then woke up surrounded by a sea of the most beautiful women. He was so happy.
The second man was a geek. He shouted “Books!” as he jumped down. He then woke up surrounded by a sea of books. He was so happy.
The third man had trouble choosing what he wanted. After a long time of careful thinking, he decided he should just go with money. He was ready to jump as he suddenly tripped on a little rock. He shouted “OH SHIT!” as he fell into the valley.
That’s a crappy outcome if i ever been one