Three men argue about who has the most sex.

The first guy starts, “Y’all ain’t got nothing on me! I can go to any bar and bring home a new woman every night! Not only that, but I drive a corvette and have an 8-inch penis! I’ve slept with more than 1,000 women!”

The second guy fires back, “Oh yeah? Well, I’m a top gynecologist at the highest-rated hospital in the world. I make $800,000 a year, have patients and nurses who have sex with me every hour I’m at work. All the women compliment me on my 12-inch penis and I’ve slept with well over 5,000 women.”

The last guy chuckles, “I have you all beat. I fucked half the Redditors who expected an original joke.”

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