Three men died and as soon as they arrive in heaven they meet Jesus

‘To enter heaven you must do what I say’ said Jesus

He goes to the first man:

‘Fernand, kiss my hand, and you’re free to go.’

the man kisses Jesus hand and enters the paradise

‘Pete, kiss my feet and you’re free to go.’

the man kisses Jesus feet and got into the golden gate

When Jesus goes to talk to the third one, he sees the man running away

‘Hey, come back here, why are you running Brock?’