Three peasants were caught trying to steal their kings gold bars. The king gave them a chance to be spared if they will pass his trial.

King: Go to the farm and get one fruit for each of you.

The three went and one peasant came back to the king first with an Orange.

King: This fruit will be the judge if I should spare or kill you. Put it inside your ass. If you make any sound, you die.

The first peasant was killed because he screamed of pain.

The second peasant came back with a piece of blueberry.

King: This fruit will be the judge if I should spare or kill you. Put it inside your ass. If you make any sound, you die.

The second peasant was killed because he can’t control his laughter.

Later in afterlife, the first and second peasant met.

1st peasant: Why did you die? You only have a blueberry!

2nd peasant: I saw the third peasant on my way back and he was holding a pineapple.

What do you think?

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