Three undertaker meet at a bar and talk about recent work

The first one:

“I had a hard case. One man made a skateboard stun and came in front of a car. It took me two hours to get him back into shape for the burial.”

The second one replied:

“Well I had a trainsurfer who sliped and fell. It took me two days to get him ready!”

The third:

“Mates, two weeks ago a blond women jumped down a building and landed with her legs spread on a street pylon. I still havent got rid of her god damn smile!!!”

What do you think?

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