todd says, “Look, I can’t make my wife orgasm in bed, it’s a real problem.”
The doctor says, “well, is it too warm?”
“yes, it’s absolutely boiling”
“then get an air conditioner”
“I can’t afford air conditioner doc, I’m too poor”
“well todd i don’t know what to tell ya, do you have a friend you can trust?”
“Yeah, I’ve got a close friend, andrew”
“Well, ask your friend to stand over you and your wife with a towel, wafting you both to cool you down, that might help.”
So, todd asks andrew for this favor, who then agrees to help him. That night, todd is in bed with his wife, pounding away while andrew fans them with the towel but it’s doing nothing for her.
half an hour passes by until todd says, “well this isn’t working, let’s swap.” so todd takes the towel and starts wafting andrew, who is now making love to todd’s wife.
3 minutes later, todd’s wife starts screaming with pleasure, as the waves of orgasm hit her body
todd looks at them and shouts:
“you see, andrew?! That’s how you waft a fucking towel!”
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So that’s why Andrew wasn’t sweating…
What woman on the planet comes in three minutes from penetrative sex?. That’s the real joke here😁