Tonight I was walking home late when I see a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks,” she says.

I’ve never been with a prostitute before, but decided what the hell.

We are going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on us – it’s a policeman.

“What’s going on here, people?” asks the officer.

“I’m making love to my wife,” I answer indignantly.

“Oh, I’m sorry,” says the cop, “I didn’t know.”

“Well,” I said, “to tell the truth neither did I until you flashed that light on her face.”

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  1. He asked her how much money she had made that night, she answered “thirty pounds and thirty pence”.Somewhat puzzled he inquired “who gave you thirty pence?” “everyone” was her reply.

  2. A priest was walking through the worst part of town on his way to the soup kitchen.He passed by a young woman wearing more make-up than clothing.

    ‟Hey mister, want a blowjob? Only $20” she asked.

    ‟Uh, er, no thank you,” said the priest.

    What’s a blowjob? he wondered.Later that night, on the way back, another woman asked him the same question.

    ‟Hey buddy, want a blowjob? Only $20.”

    ‟Ah, no, not tonight.” said the priest.

    For the rest of the walk home he puzzled over what those women might be offering him.Finally, he reached the church, and saw the Mother Superior in the hallway.

    ‟Mother Superior, what’s a blowjob?”

    ‟$20 father, same as in town.”

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