Truck driver Johnny sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

“What are you doing?” he says. “I going to commit suicide,” she says. “Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me a blowjob.”

So, she does. After she’s finished, Johnny says, “Wow! That’s a wasted talent. Why are you committing suicide?”. “My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl……”

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(Original post by u/orgasmic2021 but I thought it kinda fit here)