Two cowboys walk into a bar and sit down for a drink.

A woman sitting next to them drinking her martin starts choking on her olive.

One cowboy says to the other cowboy, “I’m going to help that there woman.” He looks at her and says, “Are you choking?” And she nods yes. “Do you want me to help you?” Again she nods yes.

With that, the cowboy lifts up her dress, pulls down her panties, and licks her bare butt. She gets so flustered she spits out the olive and he saves her life.

As the cowboy sits down next to his friend he says, “That there hind lick maneuver works every time.”

What do you think?

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