Two guys go hunting in the woods

When suddenly they see a bear coming towards them. They start running and one of them tells the other one “Shoot it Bob, it’s going to kill us”. Bob aims at the bear and shoots off it’s left testicle. The bear gets angry and runs faster. The other guy once again says “Shoot it Bob, it’s going to kill us”. Bob aims again and shoots off it’s right testicle. For the third time, the other hunter says “Shoot it Bob, it’s going to kill us”. This time, Bob stops for a second, holds his breath and shoots off the bear’s dick. The other hunter, now furious, says “Bob you idiot, he is trying to eat us, he isn’t gonna fuck us”.

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  1. Instead of shooting the bear, Bob stops to tie his shoes up tight.

    “What are you doing, Bob. You’ll never be able to outrun that bear”

    “I don’t have to outrun the bear,” said Bob. “I only need to outrun you”.

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