Two old men, having been without sex for many years, decide to visit a brothel. The madam takes one look at them and decides she isn’t going to waste any of her girls on them, so she places a blow-up doll in each of their rooms and leaves them to their business.
After the two men are finished, they thank the madam and head home. As they are walking, the first man turns to the second and says, “I think my girl was dead…she never moved, talked, or even made a sound. How was it for you?”
“I think mine was a witch,” the second man replies.
“A witch?” asks the first man. “How do you figure?”
“Well,” replies the second man, “when I nibbled on her boob she farted and flew out the window!”