Two wife’s go on a night out…

Walking home later that night, the two women pass a graveyard and stop to pee. The first woman has nothing to wipe with, so she uses her underwear and tosses it. Her friend, however, finds a wreath, so she uses that. The next day, the first woman’s husband phones the second woman’s husband, furious: “My wife came home last night without her panties!” “That’s nothing,” says the other. “Mine came back with a card down her crack that said, ‘From all of us at the fire station, we’ll never forget you.'”

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