Seeing this he inquires, “Just out of curiosity, what the hell are you
doing?”
“I’m listening to the music of the tree.”
“You gotta be kiddin’ me.”
“No, would you like to give it a try?”
“Well, OK…” So he wraps his arms around the tree and presses his ear up against the tree.
With this the other guy slaps a set of handcuffs on him, takes his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then strips him naked and leaves.
Two hours later another nature lover strolls by, sees this guy handcuffed to the tree, stark naked, and asked, “What the hell happened to you?”
He tells the guy the whole story about how he got there.
While he was telling his story, the other guy shakes his head in sympathy, walks around behind him, kisses him behind the ear and says… “Sweetie, this just isn’t your day.”
Or, maybe his day just took a turn for the better, if he’s into that type of thing.
Good one!
Good one!
My workmates and I thank you. You made the whole ER laugh.
My workmates and I thank you. You made the whole ER laugh.