A young (but definitely over 18) Alabama girl is sitting on her front porch, with her skirt hiked all the way up and nothing on underneath. Young (but definitely over 18) Johnny walks by and can’t believe what he sees. “Hey, Thelma Lou- what’s that you got there?”
Thelma Lou replies- “Well, I reckon you could call that my washing machine.”
“You mind if I, you know, wash my stuff?”
“You jus’ go right ahead, Johnny!”
The next day young (but definitely over 18) Johnny comes by again.
“Hey, Thelma Lou- can I wash my things again?”
“Oh, Johnny- you don’t need no washing machine. With that little bit of washing you got you can just do it by hand!”