What do you call getting a hard-on at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What do you think?

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  1. A man was walking his dog through the graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone.

    ‟Morning!” he said.

    The other man replies, ‟No, just having a shit.”

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