What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

**Chuck Norris is so tough he counted to infinity. Twice.**

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  1. Chuck Norris once won the world series of poker with a 7 of hearts, a 2 of spades, a get out of jail free card, a green uno 4 and a Diglett card

  2. The only reason that human cloning is illegal is to prevent a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from making contact with another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. The resulting shockwave would undoubtedly break the universe in two.

  3. Chuck Norris’s unarmed attacks don’t overcome damage reduction and hardness as if they were adamantium. Adamantium overcomes damage reduction and hardness as if it were Chuck Norris.

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