When I die I want my remains to be scattered at my local beach…. by cringeyjokesman February 23, 2022, 12:03 am I’m not getting cremated though. What do you think? 12 Points Upvote Downvote beachCringey jokesdieFunny jokeslocalRemainsscattered See more Previous article Someone is offering you $1000 on the spot if you can justify the reason for the k at the beginning of the word knife. What’s your response? Next article TIL of Minik Wallace, a Greenlandic child brought to New York in 1897 and studied by a museum, who held custody. After many of his companions died of tuberculosis, the museum faked a burial of his father and secretly put his skeleton on display. 20 years later, Minik would die in 1918 of influenza. 4 Comments Leave a Reply Can you imagine having a Great White Feeding Frenzy funeral…with dive cages and lights. Prop my ass up on one of my old Quiet Flight surfboards…and party hard until I get taken out from below. Log in to Reply The code at Disney World and Disneyland is ‟White Powder Alert.” Evidently it is sadly common that pople spread ashes at certain attractions, like haunted mansion. Log in to Reply Cremation is not free. – You gotta run it. Log in to Reply If you are naything like most of the rest of us on Reddit, I will cme by your house and wipe your hard drive too. Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.