When I die I want my remains to be scattered at my local beach….

I’m not getting cremated though.

What do you think?

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  1. Can you imagine having a Great White Feeding Frenzy funeral…with dive cages and lights. Prop my ass up on one of my old Quiet Flight surfboards…and party hard until I get taken out from below.

  2. The code at Disney World and Disneyland is ‟White Powder Alert.” Evidently it is sadly common that pople spread ashes at certain attractions, like haunted mansion.

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