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3. Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
4. Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn’t it be called double V?r>
5. Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
6. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
7. The word “swims” upside-down is still “swims”.
8. 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
9. If you replace “W” with “T” in “What, Where and When”, you get the answer to each of them.
10. If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.
Not exactly a joke though.
Try r/lostredditer.
Number 4 is contradicting 7.
> Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
Look up free radical damage.
I’m having flashbacks of checking my email 20 years ago.
2. I originally thought it’s obviously the C which is silent but upon thinking of other words with silent letters at the start (gnome, psycho, pterodactyl, knife) it’s always the first letter that’s silent! So maybe it is the s.
7. I think SWIMS would work better as the dot on the i spoils it if it’s all lower case.
where I come from W is called double V, I jest not
This is an awful joke
Where’s the Punchline???
I find this refreshing, erudite, and even mildly funny. Theeenk Yo.
r/funny?