Once
Once 😐, I never 🙅♂ got sick 🤢 drinking milk 🥛, 2021 🗓 I drank milk in the morning 🌞 cold ❄, milk at lunch 🍽 room temperature 🌡, in the afternoon 🌤 I can’t do without warm milk 🔥, and at night 🌙 milk on fire 🚒, boiling 🌋, bro 👨 4 liters of…
I reinstalled apex legends, what a mistake
This is a chronically of a tale of me reinstalling apex legends, let me start at the beginning. Yesterday I saw the release of Season 20, they had added solos to the game finally. It’s my lucky day. But my matchmaking score was utterly obliterated from getting two kills last time i played three seasons…
Dear Respawn entertainment, please take a note from Halo Infinite
Respawn, your decision to nerf aim assist in Season 20 will no nothing to quench the imbalance as the issue was never controller, but rather mouse and key. It is a well know fact that a mouse cannot move in a straight line, this is why the community of every game has begged for aim…
your mom’s sex folder
A is full of ass pics of OPs mom’s I fucked. B is boobies pics of OPs mom’s I fucked. C is cunt pics of OPs mom’s I fucked. D is for dick pics of OPs mom’s I fucked. E is for egg pics of aborted fetuses of OPsmom’s I fucked. F is for faces…
Stone Toad
HEY MARIO, THAT BIG OL 500 POUND SUMBITCH BOWSER TOOK THE DAMN PRINCESS AND USED ALL THE STAR POWER TO PUT EVERYONE IN PAINTINGS NOW TAKE YOUR ASS INSIDE THOSE PAINTINGS AND RECOVER THE STARS WITH A LITTLE BIT OF JUMPIN *what* A LITTLE BIT OF PUNCHING *what* AND A LITTLE BIT OF ASS WHOOPIN…
My goal is to masturbate to all 1025 Pokémon
I know that a lot of people want to catch em’ all, but my job is a much bigger challenge. It is my goal to masturbate to all 1025 Pokemon, plain and simple. I usually try to do it twice a day, regardless of the difficulties. At the end, I always win. I go on…
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