Elon Musk on toilet paper

„According to Musk, he is currently using toilet paper to clean his ass after pooping. Which allows him to clean his ass without getting his hands dirty but also get a clean ass when needed. Musk says that he uses the toilet paper on the left hand, while he typically holds his phone in his right hand. When Musk’s toilet paper isnt cleaning his ass, he likes to use his phone to shit post over twitter. Musk is also fluid when it comes to type of toilet paper, switching between regluar and wet wipes depending on if he has shit stains on his ass or not.“

Inspiered by an [article](https://gamerant.com/elon-musk-elden-ring-tweet-build/) gloryfing Elon Musk’s playstyle in Elden Ring:

“According to Musk, he is currently using an Elden Ring build that focuses on Dexterity and Intelligence, which allows him to play as a mage but also use melee weapons when needed. Musk says that he uses a shield in his left hand, while he typically holds a staff in his right hand. When Musk’s Elden Ring character isn’t casting spells, he likes to use the rapier and claws. Musk is also fluid when it comes to the armor that his Elden Ring character wears, switching between heavy and medium weight depending on if he needs to roll fast or function more like a tank.”


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