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Holy shit; Fat Cunt Award goes to me. Basically–right, there was a spare sticky toffee pudding at lunch, and it was going begging. And I’m like, “Oh, you can’t leave it there, it’ll be lonely!” So I scoffed that, and then they’re like, “Then let’s have some cheese,” and I’m like, “Oh, I love cheese!” So I’ve had a bit of cheese.
Now out of breath. Not a bad view–check out that bad-boy view.
Anyway, here we are, massacring small animals. But don’t worry people, I can’t even fucking hit a barn door at a hundred yards, let alone a small bird at stratospheric levels with 4 small bits of lead, so no harm done by me, I can assure you. But anyway, back to Fat Cunt Radar with sticky toffee puddings all around.
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Holy 🙌🙏 shit 💩; Fat 🎅 Cunt 🍑 Award 🏆 goes 🏃 to me. Basically–right, there was a spare 🙏 sticky 💦 toffee 🍯 pudding ⁉ at lunch 🍴, and it was going 🏃 begging 😩. And I’m 💘 like 💖, “Oh 😳, you 👈 can’t 🚫 leave 🌿🍃🎇 it there, it’ll 🤣 be lonely 😢!” So I 👥 scoffed 😤 that, and then they’re 👨 like 💖, “Then let’s 🙆 have some cheese 🧀,” and I’m 💘 like 💖, “Oh 🙀, I 👥 love ❤♥ cheese 🧀!” So I’ve 👁 had a bit 😢 of cheese 🧀.
Now out of breath 💨♂. Not a bad 👎 view–check out that bad-boy view 👀😉.
Anyway 🔛, here we are, massacring small 👌 animals 😺. But 🍑💦🍆 don’t 🚫 worry 😟 people 👫, I 👁 can’t 🚫 even 🌃 fucking ♂🖕💦 hit 👊 a barn 🐮🐄🐐 door 🚪 at a hundred 💯1⃣👍🏽 yards 💅, let 👫 alone 👤 a small 👌 bird 🐦 at stratospheric levels 🎚 with 4 🍆 small 👌 bits 😢 of lead 👑, so no 🚫 harm 🆘😭 done 🔨 by me, I 👥 can assure 😏😩 you 👉💤. But 🍑 anyway 🔛, back ⬅🔙🔄 to Fat 🐋 Cunt 🌮 Radar 📟📡 with sticky 💦 toffee 😍 puddings 💩 all 💯 around 🔃.
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