Fat Cunt Award

Holy shit; Fat Cunt Award goes to me. Basically–right, there was a spare sticky toffee pudding at lunch, and it was going begging. And I’m like, “Oh, you can’t leave it there, it’ll be lonely!” So I scoffed that, and then they’re like, “Then let’s have some cheese,” and I’m like, “Oh, I love cheese!” So I’ve had a bit of cheese.
Now out of breath. Not a bad view–check out that bad-boy view.
Anyway, here we are, massacring small animals. But don’t worry people, I can’t even fucking hit a barn door at a hundred yards, let alone a small bird at stratospheric levels with 4 small bits of lead, so no harm done by me, I can assure you. But anyway, back to Fat Cunt Radar with sticky toffee puddings all around.

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  1. Holy ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™ shit ๐Ÿ’ฉ; Fat ๐ŸŽ… Cunt ๐Ÿ‘ Award ๐Ÿ† goes ๐Ÿƒ to me. Basically–right, there was a spare ๐Ÿ™ sticky ๐Ÿ’ฆ toffee ๐Ÿฏ pudding โ‰ at lunch ๐Ÿด, and it was going ๐Ÿƒ begging ๐Ÿ˜ฉ. And I’m ๐Ÿ’˜ like ๐Ÿ’–, “Oh ๐Ÿ˜ณ, you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ can’t ๐Ÿšซ leave ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿƒ๐ŸŽ‡ it there, it’ll ๐Ÿคฃ be lonely ๐Ÿ˜ข!” So I ๐Ÿ‘ฅ scoffed ๐Ÿ˜ค that, and then they’re ๐Ÿ‘จ like ๐Ÿ’–, “Then let’s ๐Ÿ™† have some cheese ๐Ÿง€,” and I’m ๐Ÿ’˜ like ๐Ÿ’–, “Oh ๐Ÿ™€, I ๐Ÿ‘ฅ love โคโ™ฅ cheese ๐Ÿง€!” So I’ve ๐Ÿ‘ had a bit ๐Ÿ˜ข of cheese ๐Ÿง€.
    Now out of breath ๐Ÿ’จโ™‚. Not a bad ๐Ÿ‘Ž view–check out that bad-boy view ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‰.
    Anyway ๐Ÿ”›, here we are, massacring small ๐Ÿ‘Œ animals ๐Ÿ˜บ. But ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ† don’t ๐Ÿšซ worry ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ people ๐Ÿ‘ซ, I ๐Ÿ‘ can’t ๐Ÿšซ even ๐ŸŒƒ fucking โ™‚๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ’ฆ hit ๐Ÿ‘Š a barn ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ door ๐Ÿšช at a hundred ๐Ÿ’ฏ1โƒฃ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ yards ๐Ÿ’…, let ๐Ÿ‘ซ alone ๐Ÿ‘ค a small ๐Ÿ‘Œ bird ๐Ÿฆ at stratospheric levels ๐ŸŽš with 4 ๐Ÿ† small ๐Ÿ‘Œ bits ๐Ÿ˜ข of lead ๐Ÿ‘‘, so no ๐Ÿšซ harm ๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ˜ญ done ๐Ÿ”จ by me, I ๐Ÿ‘ฅ can assure ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฉ you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ’ค. But ๐Ÿ‘ anyway ๐Ÿ”›, back โฌ…๐Ÿ”™๐Ÿ”„ to Fat ๐Ÿ‹ Cunt ๐ŸŒฎ Radar ๐Ÿ“Ÿ๐Ÿ“ก with sticky ๐Ÿ’ฆ toffee ๐Ÿ˜ puddings ๐Ÿ’ฉ all ๐Ÿ’ฏ around ๐Ÿ”ƒ.

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