Wow!
I love this hair! Whoa! I’m totally blown away (and no, haha, this is not a blow dryer pun, you naughty little boy)
I just love this. I am a big hair appreciater. I would never, ever make fun of someone’s hair, ever. I love hair too much to do that.
Ha, I’m the kinda guy who rummages through the hair bins behind haircut places trying to find the extra long locks to add to my hair room at home! Haha! I love the curly ones, ya know? It’s that texture. *That texture!* Incredible.
When I glue it to the wall or ceiling of the hair room, *muah!* Love seeing the glossy gleam of a freshly added lock of hair. I spend hours in my hair room everyday just running my hands and fingers and nose and toes through the layers of hairs. Each one tells a story, doesn’t it? I don’t know their stories, but I like to make some up.
It’s the smell, that’s what centers me, why I have a hair room. There’s a beautiful perfume about it. So many heads, so many scalps, so many hair products and skin secreted oils saturated in the hair. It’s a wonderful miasma.
So I wouldn’t mind getting a length of this hair, *your* hair if you’ll spare some. I’d like to show you my hair room if you want to see it.