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How do you let your girlfriend know her vaginal area has an odor that might require additional maintenance without embarrassing her?
How do you let your girlfriend know her vaginal area has an odor that might require additional maintenance without embarrassing her?
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“Sit down. …No, over there. We need to talk”
“Hey hun, I was just wondering if you’ve used a different soap for down below? I’m just asking because I’ve noticed that the smell is different. Not bad or anything but I’m concerned maybe you could be developing a yeast or bladder infection?” Coming from a concerned and caring place will come across kinder and may be easier to approach or to hear in that way. Also if it’s not hygiene as before mentioned in comments could very well be a PH balance thing a diet thing or even new laundry detergent that the area isn’t really reacting to well.
Hope that helps
Was I licking the wrong hole?
Communication is key for any relationship, approach the topic with kindness and understanding.
Tell her straight forward.
It’s important to approach this topic with sensitivity and care. Start the conversation by expressing your love for her and concern for her health, and suggest that you both visit a gynecologist together to ensure everything is okay.
If it’s a new problem tell her “I don’t mean to embarrass you but Im concerned about you. I heard that if there is a significant change of odor it could mean that it could be something health related. Maybe you should check with your gyno.”
If it’s lack of hygiene then she will more than likely change that after hearing that but she could have something needing medical attention.
No ideal, but when my teen boys stank, I told ‘em outright “Go and shower and put on deodorant, you smell like an anchovies’s cunt”.
Wouldn’t recommend for your partner, though.
Put on DJ assualt and loop the part “stankin ass bitches that need to wash up, dont get mad when i dont wanna fuck, you need soap and water, soap and water, soap and water.” Through headphones while shes sleeping.
Aaaaand everyone is let off the chain….
“ew bitch yo pussy stank”
Catch her after her next shower, do the sex, then compliment her freshness
I didn’t say anything at the time since it was quite new and I figured PH imbalance would sort itself out. We had a friend of her’s over and after some bedroom fun she told me that next time we invite another woman to bed with us that I should wash my dick. I just calmly said, I did… and the smell wasn’t from me. She apologized and was embarassed but I let her know it wasn’t a big deal and then it went away shortly after.
Talk to her in private.
Just be like *Sniff sniff* followed by one of the following
“Honey did you have fish for lunch?
“Did you take up fishing sweetie?”
“Do you find that bass have been getting close to you when you go swimming in the river?”
In all seriousness brother just straight up respectful honesty will do the trick.
“Babe, that thing stank, your PH levels might be out of whack”
Hey babe…. where’d all these cats come from?
Distract her with flowers and while she’s pining over them, sneak a pine tree air fresher on the button of her pants.
Sit down, your fanny stinks and it’s starting to attract the neighbourhood dogs
Just tell her nicely and smile. It’s a natural thing. The vagina is a natural place for bacteria build up because of its being dark and moist.
“Why does my dick smell so bad after sex?”
Get her to line up with her friends next time they’re over and say ‘step forward if your pussy doesn’t stink…not so fast honey’
if she’s showering regularly, that’s an issue with health and diet.
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ASK HER IF SHE LOST A HAM SANDWICH DOWN THERE!
You breakup with her
If you’re n*tting in her, your ish is going to change her pH. Tell her she should probably be checked by her doc because you’re noticing a difference in her lady land, and it’s probably your fault.
“YO GIRL, YOU GOT A BAD CASE OF CROTCH ROT. HOW BOUT YOU SQUIRT SOME DRAINO DOWN THERE?”
get a big ole mouthful of breath mints
“I think your pussy needs a bit more care”
She likely needs to go see a doctor, bacterial vaginosis has a bad smell and has nothing to do with hygiene. They can prescribe something, or boric acid suppositories (but whatever the word for vagina-ones is) can help.