How does one politely ask a friend who has been staying over for a few days to leave politely?
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“Been nice having you, I’d like some space to myself now. See you soon.”
get ta fuk out b4 i stab u in your ass
Hey man iv got some shit iv got to do and its about time you fucked off
I mean, if they’re a real friend “dude, go the fuck home, or start paying rent.” would be acceptable.
“Hey man, I’ve got plans with my (friend/mom/cousin) at (time) today so I’m going to need to start getting ready soon, but we’ll have to hang out another time”
Tell them your lease only only allows guests to stay for a limited number of days (mine does) without giving advance notice to the landlord.
“Alright well, I had some things to do. Do you need a ride anywhere?
It’s been great seeing you. I have some things to do later today so we’ll have to set another date to get together. Can I help you pack your stuff?
Tag them here
Come help me spread poo on the walls in my bathroom with your hands. I’ve been at it since early this morning. Oh, by the way, I hand made pin wheel sandwiches during one of my breaks. Help yourself!
Sorry bud I need my space back now.
I usually just strip butt naked and start watching planet earth… If that doesn’t do it start bellowing like a monkey and don’t break eye contact with them
“Uhh it’s getting late, don’t u think so?”
“You must go now”
I got a girl coming over and if I have to choose between her and you, it’s her bye bye.
After a few days I’d hand them an article on Cuckooing and tell them I’m calling the cops.