She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!” Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”
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I asked a cute German girl her phone number.
Apparently it is 999-999-9999.
I asked a jewish girl for her number. She just rolled up her sleeve.
But her number starts with the ‟number of the beast..” Don’t call, my friend.No good can come of this.
Three six two nine
(Can’t recall rest of that number ;/)