I Own a Missile For Homeland Defense

I Own a Missile For Homeland Defense because that’s what Woodrow Wilson intended. Four bandits break into my airspace; Scramble, Scramble! As I grab my helmet and Aim-9X Sidewinder, blow a softball sized hole in the first bandit he’s dead on the spot. Draw my AMRAAM on the second man, miss him entirely because he notched it and it pitbulls on a civilian airliner. I have to resort to the Patriot Missile System mounted at the airbase below, “Tally-Ho, lads”. The surface-to-air missile shreds two men in the blast, the sound of falling metal sets off car alarms. I then resort to dogfighting the last bandit, select my M61 Vulcan 20 mil, pull him in the HUD and fire. He bleeds out in the cockpit waiting for ejection because 20 mil high explosive is impossible to stitch up, just as I get a Bingo fuel warning.

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