If you become a parent, what’s the first thing you’ll teach your child?
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Probably how to drink from a sippy cup or something
The 3 main reasons for the fall off the byzantine empire
Probably baby shit like crawling and sucking on things and cow noises
You WILL hurt; how you respond to the hurt will define you.
Not to let the opinions of others determine their self-worth
Every night at bedtime, just as they’re falling asleep:
A kiss on the forehead,
A whisper of their name
And a reminder of the promise of my love for them.
“Teach them to love themselves”
How to poop on their own >.>
The correct way to eat a banana. Cut it in half and squeeze both sides out. Eat like a popsicle.
How heavy metal is awesome
I don’t really plan to have kids but if for some reason I did, I’d teach them about acceptance. Accepting people of all religions, cultures, etc.
Racism really upsets me and I hate seeing it happen in the world still and I would just want my future child to know that people aren’t defined by their skin color and such
To be accepting of other people.
if you meet a person in a sketchy white van and they ask you for candy say “i don’t see any in the back of ur van”and run away as fast as u can from the man
When they are older I would teach them to be complete card game nerds and to make them read the marvel and DC comics 😅
That they are safe to express their emotions, no matter how silly they feel.
How to become a basketball player
How to breast feed.
I have had two kids successfully reach adulthood. I am not sure I taught them anything.
I would teach them not to look up to douchetubers and content farmers like I once did.
How being a butthole ain’t gonna get you anywhere in life
Avril Lavignes whole entire discography…
that I won’t help them if religious people cut part of their dick off.
Culture of memes, vines, how to use them
Walk and talk
Idk about the first thing but two important ones for me will be teaching them to care for the environment and also being safe on the internet once they’re at a certain age
Depends what you mean by teaching. Does teaching them to walk counts? Teaching them how to treat pets? Teaching them not to spill the glass of water all over every single time?. Thats one of the many reasons i probably wont have a child ever