If your country were being invaded and you needed to defend it, what skill would you bring to the table?
If your country were being invaded and you needed to defend it, what skill would you bring to the table?
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I’m really fucking food at making sandwiches
I’ll take the children.
Digging holes and carrying boxes.
I could be in that first wave of people you send out to buy some time
I can do a high volume of dishes in a short time span, if given the right tools.
Depression
thoughts and prayers
Long Japanese anime monologue explaining all of our moves
Coffee.
It’s all in the grind. Can’t be too fine, can’t be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you’re looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the “be all you can be.” I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.
I’ll make very annoying alarm sounds when I see unauthorized animals or humans near me
Bullet fodder, probs.
kung fu
My dad cooked when he was in the navy so I’ll do the same lol
I have many rifles. I’m very good at shooting a still target
Logistics.
I could be rations
Hindsight
Social media propaganda consultant.
Yelp review?
Willingness to go through military training
Sniper
If I have any skill. I will teach 10 more person in that time for defend our team more
Bribery
I have the skill of soap making ….. Is that useful against the ennemi?
Drones. Improvised explosives. Hell, if you guys knew what we can do today already. What you see in Ukraine is a joke compared to what could be done, and yet it’s already very effective.
Id be making radio interference and radio noise on their communication lines shout casting a goldfish swimming competition