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Imagine you’re blindfolded and you’re getting the best raw porn star grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is however is that you’ll never figure out who’s giving you that god tier awesome schmoozomwe sloppy toppy, unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Gabe Newell, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-Eleven near my house, or even your uncle’s neighbors fireman’s cat. Now the question is, would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person or thing behind the stupendous jimmy nibbler is, and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed until your spirit hits the sky?
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