Infinite porn

Infinite porn.

You sit at your desk to work, but pornography instantly starts pouring out of your monitor. You try to unplug the cord but it’s glued down by semen. The porn accelerates. Your boss walks in and fires the whole department, his attention half taken by porn on his smartwatch. Your coworkers can’t find their way out because they’re all blind from excessive masturbation. The porn accelerates. BBC news arrives to cover the situation but their cameras get blocked by the city going into orgy mode. The president tries to issue a written order to kill everyone in your 10km radius but all he can do is doodle porn on his notepad. The porn accelerates. Neckbeards across the planet are paying 9.95 per hour to watch you but all the money is kept by the Brazzers network. The porn accelerates. It’s 3am. The army sends their best snipers to kill you but their scopes only display night vision porn. The porn accelerates. Kim Jong Un launches his nuke to end this madness but it backfires into his rectum, creating a new category on Pornhub. The porn accelerates. Forever.


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