cringeyjokesman
Her bigger sister, June, was out with friends so her mum decided Sally could help her instead. So mum was showing Sally how to prune the rose bushes when she hurt her hand on one of the thorns. She then ran up the garden to her dad’s shed and disappeared.
Her mum got a bit concerned as to what she was doing so she followed her to find out. When she went into the shed, to her horror, she saw Sally with her hand inside one of the prize brew barrels.
“What on earth are you doing Sally!?” She exclaimed, “Your dad’s going to flip if he found out you did this to his brew!”
“Well, June said, whenever she gets a prick in her hand, she loves to put it in cider”
A man walks into a doctor’s office and says，‟Doc，I got a problem. My stomach is killing me!”
The doctor says，‟Well，let us start with your diet. What kind of food do you eat?”
Man says，‟I eat billiard balls.”
‟Billiard Balls?” the Doc asks.
‟Yep，Billiard Balls,” replies the man.
The doctor says，‟What do you mean you eat billiard balls?”
The man replies，‟Oh well，I eat ’em. The kind you play pool with，you know. I eat the red ones and orange ones for breakfast. I eat the white and black and purple ones for lunch. I eat the blue and yellow ones for dinner.”
The doctor ponders this and nods his head saying，‟Mmm-hmm，yes，I see. Well I think I know what your problem is.”
The man says，‟Really?”
‟Yep,” says the doctor，‟Not enough greens.”
Gramps used to love that joke.
You do not need the end line, takes it from 100 back to 0