My gay friend walked into the office with a huge smile on is face yesterday. So I asked him “What are you so happy about?!”

Still with a big grin on his face he leaned in and said “I got robbed last night” Then walked off.

I was totally confused. Why is he so happy about being robbed?! That’s awful. Poor guy.

After that, I didn’t see him for the rest of the day and totally forgot about it.

Then this morning, he walks in with an even BIGGER smile on his face. Curiosity got the better of me so I asked “Again, why are you so happy?! Did you get robbed again?!”

To which he replied “Nope, last night I got Steve’d”