My penis is long but it’s REALLY skinny like someone glued a slim jim to the bottom of my torso (from r/TrueOffMyChest) (NSFW)

We gotta change how we measure penises man, I always feel like I’m lying when I tell a girl I’m 8 1/2” but she gets confused when I whip out my twizzler. Still tho it’s my penis and I’m glad to have it even tho I’m sure I can break it in half like a pocky stick

EDIT: I’m not posting my cock online STOP ASKING

EDIT: Look, I’m still not posting it online but if it will shut you guys up, I drew a general non-specific outline of it so you have an idea of the shape and nothing else. Click at your own risk.

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It should be noted that, since this is just an outline of the border, the real thing is thinner

EDIT: I want to personally thank most of you for the encouraging and kind words, me and my skinny Vinny appreciate it. However, to the very few of you who feel the need to call me names (I am very sensitive) you can go right ahead and suck my Steinway Tower (look it up).

Don’t worry, you won’t choke on it

#penis #long #skinny #glued #slim #jim #bottom #torso #rTrueOffMyChest #NSFW