CopyPastaArchive
My name is Dix Ong Yamada and I have a confession to make. My coordinates are 55.937479, 158.688762, and I jerk off to copypasta posts that have an NSFW tag. It-it just makes me so horny.
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It all started one day when I was browsing Madghosts, I was quite new to the app, innocent, curious and full of freshness like a flower. That was until I came across a r/copypasta post. The red tag, and the bold letters of NSFW, caught my eye like. Something was rising within my 34size skinny jeans, the bulge was growing bigger and bigger. Something just snapped inside of me. In an unconscious daze of horniness, I clicked on the post, and read it in desperation. I could no longer hold it in, my huge 8.5 inches of phallic meat with customised Fortnite skin with customised grip texture just burst out of my jeans and fell to the floor with a thud. In a state of frenzy, I started to stoke my giant meaty shlong like a maniac. My penis was oscillating between pain and pleasure, like a giant pendulum of a grandfather cock, swinging menacingly.
But simply stroking was not enough, the copypasta was so erotic I wanted to be consumed and devoured by it, I wanted to feel every inch and taste every pixel of it. So I plopped my huge 2.159e+8 nm long cock with a surface area of 8.0391e-9 square mile, on my desk and rubbed my saucy, hot, digitally slutty looking ethernet port. (“ahhhahh you like that you dirty little slut”) I exclaimed.
I gently eased my herculean-sized meat sausage into the ethernet port, It was never going to fit, but not with that attitude, I squeezed and squeezed and forced it into the tight port. I was so driven and senseless, I smacked my keyboard in frustration. (Take it in you slut! be a whose your OP!!).
I pumped and I pumped and I pumped, I was possessed by the sex gods of the copypasta, (“ahhh ahha ahhh OP sensei kun IKKKUUUUUU”). I soon started to pound the poor little ethernet cable, The casing of my PC now started to crack and come loose, but not before I could finish
(OH don’t you dare PC chan, only when I say so U CUM)
Legs cramping, my head pounding, My testicular spheres were full of my thick white semen, filling the corridor of my shlong.
(“Im cumming AHHHHH OP KUUUUN, YAMETE AAA”)
Cum started to flow out, as I cream pie my PC. I could feel my body become limp as my knees buckled from exhaustion, and My PC casing slowly cracked apart from overflowing with cum. Cum leaked through the screen, through the keypads, and through all the USB ports.
Idk how long I passed out, but it felt like forever. That was the first ever interaction I had with a copypasta. Ever since my addiction to copypasta has grown. I print every post and save them in a folder organised by month and by category.
Even now as I type, Im typing with one hand. Copypasta is my love, Copypasta is my life. Yall be talking about your favourite JAV stars and Camgirls but for me, it’s NSFW copypastas.
Someday I hope copypasta ops and I will have an orgy, maybe recreate them and write one big copypasta. Like an ode to copypastas, an art form, like when Beethoven collaborated with snoop dog.
For now, I’ll finish writing, I need to charge my phone, unfortunately, it only has one port :c.
#NSFW #copypasta #horny #UWU
