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People who park at the gas pump and then disappear for 45 minutes: Where the fuck do you go?
People who park at the gas pump and then disappear for 45 minutes: Where the fuck do you go?
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Glory hole
I worked at Super America back b4 they all got bought by Speedway. Usually its 1 of a handful of scenarios.
1 They are in the bathroom taking the world’s smelliest shit (because they don’t want to stink up their own home I assume).
2 They are busy filling out 27 different lotto cards for Pick 3, Powerball, and scratching of scratch offs right there in the store.
3 Someone has small demon spawn children that for some reason must all be brought in the store to touch everything and fight over what 1 soda flavor they will get to share.
4 Its 1 older guy, with out a care in the world, standing around the coffee maker, drinking coffee, Talking to all the customers and especially any police that come in, for a long time. Is usually a really nice person tho.
Trynna find the best flavor beef jerky
Went to take a shit. Got shy bowels and women keep coming in and talking on THEIR DAMN PHONES
Standing at the window eating Cheetos, watching and giggling to myself over the person becoming increasingly agitated about my car sitting there for 45 minutes.
Can’t get a parking violation if it always looks like your inside paying for gas.
Down in the holding tank to get the *good* gas.
They go inside to take a shit.
There was a 7-11 by my house when I had a diesel truck. There were two unleaded pumps then across one diesel pump. Never fucking failed some asshole would park at the diesel pump because the were to damn lazy to park in a farther spot. I always called them out on it and let them know they were a lazy piece of shit.
I blink out of reality for a bit. It’s very calming. I wish I could stay longer, but the rules dictate you have to come back in 45 minutes **or else**.
To take a shit
Dapping up the devil
Taking a shit
Drug deal
Backrooms. Gotta finish some side quests.
I am taking a nap in the cargo area of my suv. The gas station is the best place for a mid day nap.