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A magical pet store opens near you, but all the good pets are way too expensive. What magical pets do you find in the discount section?
A magical pet store opens near you, but all the good pets are way too expensive. What magical pets do you find in the discount section?
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A uni-corn, it’s a sentient corn cob with a horn growing out of it. The only magic it does is make popcorn from its butt and butter our of its horn.
Example – a raccoon that does your dishes but has an attitude about it
A deformed pikachu that looks starved and poops glitter. His lightning power has been replaced by the ability to drool and he cries when given pancakes.
I just hope they put that snail in there
Rainbow fart rats
Dragon with the hiccups
flying snake
Turbocharged Hamster producing 601HP at 8000rpm
Cats that aren’t assholes
A haggis
Talking llama that only tells fart jokes.
a Feral Black cat
A completely hairy snake.
Phoenix that keeps dying every week and fails to remember you.
The tallywhacker, a rambunctious yellow lab who runs about, accidentally slapping his enormous member against everything and everyone. We call him Bill and he loves ear scritches.
A niffler, but it only brings back empty pizza boxes.
An immortal mosquito with telepathy