Aliens of reddit, why do you use Earth internet?
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Earth girls are easy
Bc we’re stuck on this fucked up planet w no signal to get home
Jeff Goldblum put a virus in ours
sometimes it’s fun to pretend to be primitive. it’s kind of like our version of your renaissance fairs.
We’ve been tracking the Zuck, and it appears to be here. Your internet is full of it.
They block alien porn on my home planet
Because your global economy charges less than our economies
The developement of your pictographic and memetic language is fascinating!
It gets boring out here on Omicron Persei 8. I use it to stream Ally McBeal and Friends
its honestly better than the alternative.
Free at Starbucks
Reddit Premium is cheaper on your internet.
Ran out of gas
We don’t just use it…..We own it…..(chuckles. Your fucked)
Earth women are easy.
Mars WiFi isn’t in range ….. duh
Can’t blow my cover.
Apparently to post rule 34 and cat videos
Coolmath is blocked on my home planet
The only thing on our internet is Jerry Springer on loop.
Space Verizon throttles my space phones space data down to earth service after a few gigabytes.
Honestly I was going universe hopping, yenno checking things out, then BOOM. All my homies left me here. How do earthlings say it ? They’re ‘fake’ right? Anyway I’m stuck here having to wear my very realistic human suit and reset my voice box.
Ugh and Area 51 is just our airport.
Google pay 💵200$💵 per hour my last pay check was 💵$8500💵 working 1o hours a week online. My younger brother friend has been averaging 12000 for months now and he works about 22 hours a week. I cant believe how easy it was once I tried it outit..
🙂 AND GOOD LUCK.:)
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