Fellow Australians. Experts have attributed the increase in the number of Australians being killed by drop bears to reduction in the number of tourists traveling here, meaning drop bears no longer have access to their natural prey. What can we do about this issue?

Fellow Australians. Experts have attributed the increase in the number of Australians being killed by drop bears to reduction in the number of tourists traveling here, meaning drop bears no longer have access to their natural prey. What can we do about this issue?

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  1. well you see, what we didgeridoo, is we run down to the bottle O, grab a few slabs of bin juice, chuck her in the Esky, round up all the bogans and lure em out to the drop bears, and then we fuckn dead set start chucking beers at our little Cobbers while all the bogans run at them with stubbies in hand screaming “yeahnahmoit”.

    I reckon, the little buggers will all crap their Daks so bad they’ll fuck of to Tasmania.

    solve two problems in one, feed the drop bears, stop the inbreeding, fair dinkum!

  2. As an American reading this I can only say that I have NO fucking clue what the hell ya’ll are talking about. AND I fucking love it. This whole post is exactly what Americans think a random Aussie conversation sounds like. Well played my Aussie Friends, Well played. 👏 🤠 🍺

  3. Have them eat political assholes! Steve Irwin would not approve though! He might cuss like a salty crocodile (get it?)! But I never heard him cussed tho, so yeah.

  4. Let Americans come back here, their favourite prey, and a target they cant fail to land on due to the size of their top-down area. It will be worth the extra risk. I’d rather get Covid than be DropBeared.

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