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Fellow Australians. Experts have attributed the increase in the number of Australians being killed by drop bears to reduction in the number of tourists traveling here, meaning drop bears no longer have access to their natural prey. What can we do about this issue?
Fellow Australians. Experts have attributed the increase in the number of Australians being killed by drop bears to reduction in the number of tourists traveling here, meaning drop bears no longer have access to their natural prey. What can we do about this issue?
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Teach the drop bears that our politicians taste even better than tourists.
well you see, what we didgeridoo, is we run down to the bottle O, grab a few slabs of bin juice, chuck her in the Esky, round up all the bogans and lure em out to the drop bears, and then we fuckn dead set start chucking beers at our little Cobbers while all the bogans run at them with stubbies in hand screaming “yeahnahmoit”.
I reckon, the little buggers will all crap their Daks so bad they’ll fuck of to Tasmania.
solve two problems in one, feed the drop bears, stop the inbreeding, fair dinkum!
Export drop bears.
Breed more Hemsworth brothers.
Feed them more tourists
As an American reading this I can only say that I have NO fucking clue what the hell ya’ll are talking about. AND I fucking love it. This whole post is exactly what Americans think a random Aussie conversation sounds like. Well played my Aussie Friends, Well played. 👏 🤠 🍺
Increase Vegemite consumption nation wide. It’s the only know deterrent.
You aussies need to step up your drop bear game! I’ve met two aussies in the past month and they didn’t try the drop beat bit on me 👿
-Me doing an image search on Google for drop bears- “Wait… What?” I needed this thank you !!
A touch Vegemite behind the ears. A natural repellent it is.
Have them eat political assholes! Steve Irwin would not approve though! He might cuss like a salty crocodile (get it?)! But I never heard him cussed tho, so yeah.
I say its about time. They will cull the weak and make this nation stronger.
Let Americans come back here, their favourite prey, and a target they cant fail to land on due to the size of their top-down area. It will be worth the extra risk. I’d rather get Covid than be DropBeared.
The USA, Colorado in particular, has been plagued by a drop bear variant for years now. We have yet to find success in our battle against Man Bear Pig.
source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGoEP-IqoDg
Put drop bears in our covid concentration camps!