Flight Attendants, what’s the dirty little secrets of your industry?

Flight Attendants, what’s the dirty little secrets of your industry?

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  1. The flight attendants already know what you are going to say. Every joke, come on, request, complaint. They KNOW you are going to say that thing. If this is their 3rd flight of the day, they’ve heard it 6 times already.

    No one is clever on an airplane.

  2. Planes don’t really fly. The pilots just extend the landing gear with stilts that extend for miles.

    The next time you see a video of a plane, just look a bit closer, and you’ll see what I mean. It’s more of a bus, really.

    “Turbulence” is either due to the bumpy road on the ground, or from when the stilts get wobbly from brushing up against tree branches, giraffes, and the like.

    Don’t tell anyone though.

  3. I read once that you should never use the coffee pot in your hotel rooms because if stewardesses stay in those rooms they use those pots with hot water to wash leggings and pantry hose and socks.

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