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Fuck these sexual questions, what would you do if you woke up with 3 ducks in your bed?
Fuck these sexual questions, what would you do if you woke up with 3 ducks in your bed?
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Cuddle them
Be very confused.
I’d be a proud father
Swim across the english channel.
Wait no, you need geese for that one, not ducks
Feed them crackers
I’d assume my husband has been 3 ducks in a trench coat this entire time.
Fried crispy duck, stuffed duck, and BBq duck
Wouldn’t be surprised at all. My wife is a crazy animal lover.
Wonder what they did with my pet chicken.
I would give zero f- ducks.
Foursome baby
Get the duck out
Have exactly what I needed for my turducken recipe this evening
Wondered how autocorrect manifested itself
You misspelled dicks
You say fuck the sexual questions but then you ask a sexual question.
Thanks I can’t read them anymore.
To the ducks: They are great animals. I’d build a pond in the garden and breed more ducks there
Put them on the wall
Same thing I did when I woke up with just a duck. Going to the pet store and ask for advice. They called animal patrol or smth and they return in to wherever it came from.
I’d search for their Uncle Scrooge
3 actual ducks or was that auto-corrected?
Either way, I’ll eat one of them.
Keep them, and train them to be an elite fighting force.
How’s that not a sexual question?
I’d think I’d gone quackers.
I thought this wasn’t supposed to be sexual…
I’d have this thought “I’m a mother now and these are my children”