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Garlic keeps vampires away and apples keep doctors away, what do other fruits and vegetables keep away?
Garlic keeps vampires away and apples keep doctors away, what do other fruits and vegetables keep away?
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Cucumbers keep OP’s mom busy
Carrots keep the dark away
Citrus fruits keep the scurvy away
Cucumbers 🥒 make Cats Get Startled Sometimes.
Cherries keep the gout away. It’s all I got
Beans keep people away
Durian will keep me a good 20 feet away at all times. For anyone that hasn’t had the misfortune of smelling that fruit… keep it that way.
Grapes keep dogs away
Tomatoes keep me away
Falling coconuts keep people away
asparagus keeps away those who would steal your piss.
Mushrooms increase your chances of killing turtles……..and koopa troopas.
Broccoli keeps George Bush away.
I don’t know any new answers to that but carrot makes your teeth stronger according to a song sung to children
Poor hygiene keeps females away
Cucumbers keep horniness away
Watermelon keeps the cops away
Cabbage keeps constipation away
Contraception never kept OP away
Pineapple keeps people away from Hawaiian pizza’s.
Cancer according to Steve Jobs.