guys of reddit, whats one thing you hate about being a dude? by QuestionGuy October 13, 2021, 12:29 am guys of reddit, whats one thing you hate about being a dude? What do you think? 12 Points Upvote Downvote AskAskMedudeguyshateQuestion and AnswerredditWhats See more Previous article Announcing .NET 6 Release Candidate 2 Next article I saw a skeleton being yelled at by his girlfriend. I was surprised to see that he was calm. 44 Comments Leave a Reply Split stream when I piss. Log in to Reply Walking into a store I’m not used to going in and people looking ya over/making sure you aren’t stealing shit. Because of my anxiety I shop at night or dusk and I always forget that alot of people are genuinely afraid of guys. But then again a beanie wearing masked man walking into a gas station at 2am is actually pretty sketch. Log in to Reply Sittin on my nuts. Pinching your nuts between your thigh and pants sucks. Log in to Reply Being expected to “man up” and not show emotions. The way that any basic touch or affection with platonic friends is interpreted to be sexual. Also, torsion (0/10 do not recommend). Log in to Reply Men’s fashion is pretty lame compared to women’s. Log in to Reply When I get sweaty downstairs and my sack winds up stuck to my leg leading to that awkward need to adjust. On a more real note, the expectation that I shouldn’t cry or show emotion about things. It really sucks Log in to Reply The fact I can’t just wear a skirt or anything remotely ‘gay’ without being percieved as a pervert or a weirdo. Like yall, skirts are SUPER comfy society is missing out Log in to Reply personally i hate that no one cares about my emotions except for my SO not gonna say anymore because no 👏one 👏 cares Log in to Reply Being of a certain height and build I’m expected to substitute as a forklift when necessary. Log in to Reply You’re only appreciated for what you can provide Log in to Reply How much getting kicked in the balls hurt Log in to Reply Being judged for wearing makeup, like just because I’m a man doesn’t mean I want to look ugly Log in to Reply The stigma about having a big penis, when in fact most people prefer it when their partner is average. Log in to Reply the fact that i’m a sensitive guy and other people laugh at me when they realize i’m not like the brave guys. Log in to Reply Being called dude. Log in to Reply Having to shave for work nearly everyday Log in to Reply Can’t scratch my vagiga Log in to Reply My long balls Log in to Reply Casual disinterest in me all around if I’m not feeling 100 percent Log in to Reply Not one damn thing Log in to Reply Kidney stones suck if it rubbed along the urethra, luckily I haven’t had it yet Log in to Reply Being an ugly one Log in to Reply Loneliness Log in to Reply I’m young-ish at 42 but I have to be careful about pissing. Morning sideways stream is bad but so is splash back and occasional wet boxers because there was a little pee still in the tube. Nothing worse than having to change underwear after a piss that couldn’t wait until morning. Ass hair is not fun. I envy hairless guys. Wet wipes are nice but a shower is the only way for a hairy ass to feel clean after shitting. Eyebrows. Nobody teaches guys how to pluck eyebrows or even that you should. You know what else sucks? Being judged on your height I’m above average but I’ve seen it totally fuck up some guys. Had a friend who stopped growing at 5’2″. Man, it fucked him up so badly he isn’t the person anymore. Log in to Reply Gotta shave my beard every week to make sure it doesn’t get too long. Log in to Reply Pee boners Log in to Reply I like facial hair for the most part, and I’m glad I can grow it, but damn I wish it could be a little less persistent. I’m not even a hairy guy. Log in to Reply Eventual balding Log in to Reply I hate it when my nuts itch Log in to Reply Balls, they stick to your leg when it’s hot outside Log in to Reply Wedgies Log in to Reply The urge to jack off every time I get horny Log in to Reply that if i like driving a lifted jeep/truck or if I like a fast sports car … it must ‘imply’ something … Log in to Reply The deep fucking voice, the fact that I can’t do anything or say anything when my afab friends are on their period, the fact that people expect me to be tough and shit and don’t care about my mental state, among others that no body will give a shit about Log in to Reply How much we’re focused on sex. The meme “i don’t want to be horny anymore i want to be happy” applies to a certain extent. Not that i don’t like being horny, i do, but for a guy it can be really frustrating because we don’t have it easy as women. They can if they want just open a dating app, choose a dude and get laid in the same day. For a guy, or at least for 99% of guys it doesn’t work like that. So, i’d like us dudes to have less sex drive so we could focus on productive things, or for our sexual drive to be potentially satisfied with the same ease as women. Log in to Reply How society deems it acceptable to generalize or judge us because we are men. “Ugh men” Log in to Reply I hate being made fun of when I say I just want a nice family and kids… Log in to Reply I absolutely fn LOVE being a man and not a woman and wouldn’t even consider it. Every single day I hear a girl say something or do something and I say to myself “that must suck being a girl, i was so lucky being born a man.” Log in to Reply You’re either a provider, or you’re alone. In most cases anyway. To quote Chris Rock “Only women, children, and dogs are loved unconditionally. A man is only loved under the condition that he provide something.” Log in to Reply Sitting on my balls. Log in to Reply The fact your only loved if you provide, the stress of maintaining a family, working 60 hours a week, being less likely to win in a family court or any court room for any situation, the female ideation that being a dude is easy when really being human full stop is a task in of itself, being expected to “man up” and bury emotions…the fucken list goes on mate being a bloke is a cunt of a thing in this day and age Log in to Reply not being able to play the innocent little victim as easily as women can lol Log in to Reply Being mistreated at times Log in to Reply Things about pee, being called a pedo when I say I’m a Brony Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.