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How can you prove that you are not Batman?
How can you prove that you are not Batman?
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Pull up a screenshot of bank account balance
I can’t even find Gotham City on a map.
show them my parents
I have a vagina
Define Batman
Getting the girl I loved
Bank account statements
The burden of prove falls to the accuser. So, what makes you think I am Batman?
My parents are alive
By having superpowers!
Kill Someone?
My knee keeps me from standing up without groaning like an old house.
By being Aquaman?
I am not afraid of bats
I’m poor
I’m too lazy to be Batman and would do a lot more good with that much money than playing dress up.
My belt only hold my pants up and I drive a Prius
I’m wearing hockey pads
Kill bad guys and be broke
Tax returns.
My bank account
I have parents
Batman don’t have curves like mine 💁🏼♀️
You can’t prove a negative.
By killing you.
Can you spare some cutter, me brother?
I am not vengeance, I am batman
Counterpoint: why would I?
I am
Danananananaa
Only the true Batman denies his Batmanity.