How can you tell you are getting old? by QuestionGuy November 24, 2022, 2:00 pm How can you tell you are getting old? What do you think? 12 Points Upvote Downvote AskAskMeQuestion and Answer See more Previous article What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you in front of your crush? Next article Add emojis 34 Comments Leave a Reply Are you able to sit down without making a noise still? HUUUEEGHHHHHHHhhh.. Log in to Reply The majority of your conversations with friends of the same age have to do with your ailments. Log in to Reply My metric for getting old is this: how big a deal it is if you fall down. For example, babies, it’s borderline cute. Kids? Sure. Someone in their twenties? Oh no. Early thirties? Oh shit are you okay? You reach a point where it’s “should we call an ambulance?!?” The additional way it works is that it also lines with body-health; someone in fantastic shape in their forties can fall and laugh it off, but someone worn out and *physically* old, even at the same age, can fall and have it be a catastrophe. Log in to Reply When I take a green shit Log in to Reply I hear teenager slang and see the way they dress and think “god, that’s dumb”. Log in to Reply Things that didn’t used to hurt start hurting. Log in to Reply Diseases appearing. Log in to Reply Parts of your body hurting that never hurt before Log in to Reply I don’t get the new music. My playlists mainly consists of Hip hop from 2000-2010. Log in to Reply never Log in to Reply Wake up and have to sit on sit of bed to warm up like an old Buick before actually getting out of bed. Log in to Reply Reddit. Log in to Reply *I can’t run like I used to* Log in to Reply Calling strangers “Hon” without thinking about it. Log in to Reply Are your balls closer to the ground than they used to be? Log in to Reply i dont spend time with my friends this much than i did some years ago Log in to Reply Pull out your back reaching down to pickup a sock. Log in to Reply When you start respecting wisdom. Log in to Reply By your age? Log in to Reply When I was playing Doom (1993) with my girlfriend, she kept making fun of the graphics or listening to music and being told to listen to something new while blasting Alice in Chains. Her cooch was decent, her taste was shit tho. Log in to Reply I possess exponentially more information Log in to Reply Getting off the floor isn’t a quick event. Sometimes I sleep weird and wake up in pain, then I have to go see my osteo to make the pain go away. It’s a late night if I’m up past 10pm. I regularly google things the kids I work with say so I don’t look stupid when I don’t know what shit means. I could go on, but I won’t. Just know I’m old OK? Log in to Reply Looking at my balls is starting to resemble observing the pitch drop experiment. They are slowly getting closer to the ground. Log in to Reply Friends die off. Log in to Reply People listen less Log in to Reply When I bend down, I need help getting back up. My knees man these knees. Log in to Reply Everything hurts. And what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work anymore Log in to Reply When fashions come around again Log in to Reply You start noticing how nice the laundry softener smells… Log in to Reply Waking up without a boner. The music is too loud. Log in to Reply When my younger sister tell me I am old 🙄 Log in to Reply I empathize with Red Forman more than Eric. And randy Marsh a little bit lol Log in to Reply For context, I’m only 25. But I already hate all the stuff that “the kids these days” listen to. Good music ended in 2015. Fight me. Log in to Reply I ache in the places where I used to play. Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.