How does an 11 pound cat manage to focus the weight of a 1000 planets at the tip of its foot when it’s standing on yokr sternum?

How does an 11 pound cat manage to focus the weight of a 1000 planets at the tip of its foot when it’s standing on yokr sternum?

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  1. Pocket dimension. They may only weigh 11 lbs, but they secretly carry the mass of a neutron star that they can deploy strategically. For instance, when they are comfortably sleeping on your lap, but sense that you need to pee.

  2. My cat is like 13 lbs and steps directly on my tits and like inverts them and it’s so painful. I don’t know why cats have to walk where they put you in pain.

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