How would Chef Gordon Ramsey critique the last lazy dinner you made for yourself?

How would Chef Gordon Ramsey critique the last lazy dinner you made for yourself?

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  1. I don’t even think he’d critique it. I think he’d be genuinely concerned for me because my last meal I made was corn chips and Brie. That is not the dinner of someone who’s doing well, at least according to my friends

  2. “Sell all of your mirrors because you are what you eat and you can just stare at that pile of filth in the morning and think about what you’ve become.”

  3. Honestly, I would not worry. It’s a simple egg dish I have been making for years. I call it a bastardized Spanish omelette. I’d be fine with the critique, maybe I’d learn something, but I do like the dish. I can make it in a flash, and it is filling.

  4. “Is that the best you can do?”

    “Yeah, actually. I can do a peanut butter sandwich, a quesadilla, or rice and veggies in the microwave. That’s all I have the energy for.”

    “……….!”

  5. “You call that a fucking salad? You just threw some random vegetables in a bowl. And what is that? Imitation crab meat? Imitation?” I imagine he’d throw the meat down in disgust and walk away shaking his head.

    I actually love Gord’s social media feeds. He’s great with his kids.

  6. “What is that?! It’s raw, you’ll kill someone! F$#% me senseless! I wouldn’t feed that crap to a dog. Hey come here you….SHUT IT DOWN!”

  7. You want the British man to come and critique my Burmese food? Putting aside the colonialism, the amount of spices in one Burmese dish is greater than the amount in the entirety of the British isles

  8. “You didn’t even make the meal, the microwave did all the work while you stood in the reflection like an annoying child at a mall staring at everyone while they shopped”

  9. I crumbled up some leftover burgers, then added them into a quesadilla. I don’t think he’d be too critical considering it’s not meant to be served at a restaurant.

    Tasted good enough that I might make a 2nd one for dinner.

  10. “FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKN FOOD, I MUST SAY, THIS SHIT DO BE BUSSIN, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK” Atlease that’s what I hope he would say
    All I ate was a salad and a fat beefy burger

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