How would teenagers realistically misuse magic at Hogwarts? by QuestionGuy September 23, 2022, 5:04 am How would teenagers realistically misuse magic at Hogwarts? What do you think? 1 Point Upvote Downvote AskAskMeHogwartsmagicMisuseQuestion and AnswerRealisticallyteenagers See more Previous article What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying beside a hole? 31 Comments Leave a Reply Personally I’d find a way to get high with magic Log in to Reply They’d probably use polyjuice to be their friend’s crush and let them hit. Log in to Reply Probably with sexual stuff. Embiggen parts of the body that shouldn’t be embiggened, polyjuice their way into their deepest, darkest fetishes, and broomsticks would likely require frequent washing. Log in to Reply they’d stay in bed and accio everything to them, be in two places at once with hermione’s clock thingy so they can sleep and do homework at the same time Log in to Reply Magic based eating disorders would probably be a thing. Log in to Reply I’d expect a lot of cheating on tests and using doppelgangers in class so they can sleep in Log in to Reply Knock knock. Custodian: “Hello, is anyone in there? What’s that smell?” Wizard: “I’ll be out in a minute! *Evanesco, Evanesco, Evanesco!*” *bong disappears* Log in to Reply You know the joke where you hold up two fingers behind someone’s head and say they have bunny ears. Students walking around Hogwarts with actual bunny ears. Log in to Reply *Accio pornography!* Log in to Reply *Dongus elongus* Log in to Reply Unsnapping bras with the flick of a,wand. Log in to Reply Using Animagus to turn into a gerbil and sticking themselves in their partner’s ass. Log in to Reply I imagine some one might use it to do unsavory things to others then make them forget it ever happened. Log in to Reply Engorgio, you know where Log in to Reply Every year there’s a different boy who ends up in the infirmary after using engorgio on his dick and fainting from the rush of blood. Log in to Reply *Avada Kedavra* Log in to Reply oh hell yes. Log in to Reply Rufiefy Log in to Reply They wouldn’t attend and would discover how leviosa their giggly bits on the daily Log in to Reply Un-vanish all the centuries of vanished poop. Log in to Reply A better question is what wouldn’t they do. We already do a lot as teens irl and we don’t have magic. Log in to Reply Think about how much you want to bang your crush, then sit in front of that mirror that shows you what you want and masturbate. There’s got to be some sort of abortion spell. Upper-class students who found it would charge for abortions in the bathrooms. Have phone sex, and when the guy cums, accio that wad over to his partner for a facial. Mix the hairs in a polyjuice potion to turn half cat and let your boyfriend act out his Furry fantasies. Many many different methods of spying on other kids. “Accio cocaine!” Log in to Reply Lots of loud, angsty music. Log in to Reply Endless hot cheetos Log in to Reply Pranks Log in to Reply They could have sex with magic. Log in to Reply This should be entertaining 😄 Log in to Reply You just take the bananas shit teenagers do, *already*, and expand it all to its most ridiculous conclusion. Log in to Reply Dick sucking spell. Log in to Reply “Explosio rectumsphincter!” Log in to Reply Sexuality changing potions. Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.