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How would teenagers realistically misuse magic at Hogwarts?
How would teenagers realistically misuse magic at Hogwarts?
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Personally I’d find a way to get high with magic
They’d probably use polyjuice to be their friend’s crush and let them hit.
Probably with sexual stuff. Embiggen parts of the body that shouldn’t be embiggened, polyjuice their way into their deepest, darkest fetishes, and broomsticks would likely require frequent washing.
they’d stay in bed and accio everything to them, be in two places at once with hermione’s clock thingy so they can sleep and do homework at the same time
Magic based eating disorders would probably be a thing.
I’d expect a lot of cheating on tests and using doppelgangers in class so they can sleep in
Knock knock. Custodian: “Hello, is anyone in there? What’s that smell?” Wizard: “I’ll be out in a minute! *Evanesco, Evanesco, Evanesco!*”
*bong disappears*
You know the joke where you hold up two fingers behind someone’s head and say they have bunny ears. Students walking around Hogwarts with actual bunny ears.
*Accio pornography!*
*Dongus elongus*
Unsnapping bras with the flick of a,wand.
Using Animagus to turn into a gerbil and sticking themselves in their partner’s ass.
I imagine some one might use it to do unsavory things to others then make them forget it ever happened.
Engorgio, you know where
Every year there’s a different boy who ends up in the infirmary after using engorgio on his dick and fainting from the rush of blood.
*Avada Kedavra*
oh hell yes.
Rufiefy
They wouldn’t attend and would discover how leviosa their giggly bits on the daily
Un-vanish all the centuries of vanished poop.
A better question is what wouldn’t they do. We already do a lot as teens irl and we don’t have magic.
Think about how much you want to bang your crush, then sit in front of that mirror that shows you what you want and masturbate.
There’s got to be some sort of abortion spell. Upper-class students who found it would charge for abortions in the bathrooms.
Have phone sex, and when the guy cums, accio that wad over to his partner for a facial.
Mix the hairs in a polyjuice potion to turn half cat and let your boyfriend act out his Furry fantasies.
Many many different methods of spying on other kids.
“Accio cocaine!”
Lots of loud, angsty music.
Endless hot cheetos
Pranks
They could have sex with magic.
This should be entertaining 😄
You just take the bananas shit teenagers do, *already*, and expand it all to its most ridiculous conclusion.
Dick sucking spell.
“Explosio rectumsphincter!”
Sexuality changing potions.