How would teenagers realistically misuse magic at Hogwarts?

How would teenagers realistically misuse magic at Hogwarts?

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  1. Probably with sexual stuff. Embiggen parts of the body that shouldn’t be embiggened, polyjuice their way into their deepest, darkest fetishes, and broomsticks would likely require frequent washing.

  2. Knock knock. Custodian: “Hello, is anyone in there? What’s that smell?” Wizard: “I’ll be out in a minute! *Evanesco, Evanesco, Evanesco!*”

    *bong disappears*

  3. Think about how much you want to bang your crush, then sit in front of that mirror that shows you what you want and masturbate.

    There’s got to be some sort of abortion spell. Upper-class students who found it would charge for abortions in the bathrooms.

    Have phone sex, and when the guy cums, accio that wad over to his partner for a facial.

    Mix the hairs in a polyjuice potion to turn half cat and let your boyfriend act out his Furry fantasies.

    Many many different methods of spying on other kids.

    “Accio cocaine!”

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